Nothing Says Christmas Like the Big Guy in Red, NASCAR’s Tony Stewart

Countless times during the season NASCAR begs the question, "How bad have you got it?" As loyal fans we understand exactly what that means. We spend 36 weeks out of the year with our favorite drivers, tracks, sponsors, and announcers. During the off-season we find it hard to function without our beloved sport and look for the NASCAR in everyday life, grabbing at any straw to help tide us over until February. In my own twisted mind, I can warp something as simple as color into a NASCAR analogy. Take for instance, Tony Stewart. In years past, his familiar orange firesuit reminded me of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown." When he donned his yellow Subway sponsored digs, in my eyes he became an enormous, squishy, sugary-sweet, marshmallow ...

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