Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Mark Martin — Martin started on the pole in Kansas, his seventh pole this year, and raced in the top 10 for most of the day. Handling issues prevented a win, but Martin finished seventh, two spots ahead of Jimmie Johnson, and lengthened his points lead from 10 to 18 over his Hendrick teammate. "From here on out," Martin said, "we'll be amending all of our public communications with the phrase 'assuming we pass inspection.' I imagine NASCAR we'll be keeping a close eye on the No. 5 and No. 48 cars from now on." "For now, I guess my car will be like my hair — it will be gone over with a fine-toothed comb."   2. Jimmie Johnson — Johnson opted for two tires on the crucial pit stop with 4...

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Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. 1. Mark Martin — Martin started on the pole in Kansas, his seventh pole this year, and raced in the top 10 for most of the day. Handling issues prevented a win, but Martin finished seventh, two spots ahead of Jimmie Johnson, and lengthened his points lead from 10 to 18 over his Hendrick teammate. "From here on out," Martin said, "we'll be amending all of our public communications with the phrase 'assuming we pass inspection.' I imagine NASCAR we'll be keeping a close eye on the No. 5 and No. 48 cars from now on." "For now, I guess my car will be like my hair — it will be gone over with a fine-toothed comb."   2. Jimmie Johnson — Johnson opted for two tires on the crucial pit stop with 4...

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