NASCAR at Martinsville: Preview, Prediction for the STP 500

Two weeks. Two weeks feels like a long, long time, am I right? Think about it. Two weeks ago "Man of Wheel" Jimmie Johnson won the Auto Club 400, and Danica Patrick moronically did the Zoolander at Kasey Kahne. Batman v. Superman had yet to disappoint viewers, and the NCAA tournament hadn’t even started. We were just kids! Now, here we are at "The Paperclip" where we last saw Jeff Gordon like flipping out when he won during the Elimination Round of the Chase to reach Homestead—the moment of the year, IMO. So here we are again, two weeks older than we were the last time some B-list celeb yelled, “Drivers, start your engines!” Let’s romp around Martinsville for a bit as we ponder the existential nature of 500 tig...

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