Jimmie Johnson Fails Post Race Inspection (Satire)

Jimmie Johnson and the No. 48 team were found in violation of rule 4-8-48 which states, “Any driver who exceeds the expectations of his nay-sayers, by winning three out of the first five chase races. And along the way having his share of problems on pit road, but because of a crew chief who knows how to keep his driver calm along with a driver, who never gives up while overcoming the odds to put them in the points lead. These nay-sayers also made it known that the No. 48 team had no momentum going into the chase, and because of such reasoning believed that they had no legitimate chance at winning championship number four. Any team that goes beyond the call of duty, and is deemed unprofessional by such fans will be crucified by them, a...

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