Jimmie Johnson and Chad Knaus Could Be Indicted for Speed Racketeering (Satire)

The National Association of Superspeedway Drivers has requested that an injunction be brought against Hendrick Motorsports driver Jimmie Johnson, as well as his crew chief Chad Knaus after the No. 48 team qualified second for Sundays Brickyard 400. The association is hoping to begin an inquiry as soon as Thursday morning, with the intent of finding out how the team has been able to qualify no lower than third on the superspeedways so far during the 2010 season. Johnson has qualified his Lowes sponsored Hendrick Motorsports Chevrolet Impala third for the season opening Daytona 500 at Daytona International Speedway, first for the Aaron’s 499 at Talladega Superspeedway, second for the Coke Zero sponsored by Coca-Cola at Daytona Internati...

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