NASCAR Power Rankings: Las Vegas (Humor)

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional.   1. Jimmie Johnson With a crafty four-tire pit stop during the race’s final caution, Johnson and the No. 48 Lowe’s team outsmarted the competition once again. Johnson’s full set of fresh tires allowed him to catch and pass teammate Jeff Gordon, who opted for two tires. Johnson’s win in the Shelby American 427 moved him up seven spots to fifth in the points, and also made him NASCAR’s all-time wins leader at 1.5 mile tracks. “How often can you say you ‘had no luck’ in Vegas,” Johnson said, “and still came out a winner? I called everyone’s two tires and raised them two more.” “Now, I realize that my winning ways have made me somewhat of the bad guy to drivers and fan...

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